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Kurt Kile #77 | ![]() |
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The story of how it all began... Kurt began his racing career at 15, after watching the KMS driver take the seat behind the wheel for his entire life. Kurt began racing in the Stock Car class at the Tipton International Speedway and the West Liberty Raceway. After finishing fourth in an enduro race, Kurt decided to keep the number he was assigned for his racing career, #77. In his first season of racing, Kurt got into an accident at the Tipton International Speedway, where a car ahead of him was turned around in turn four and unable to avoid him, his car drove right into it. Suffering torn cartilidge in his breast bone, Kurt came back the next week to take his first feature win in the Stock Car class, with a blanket resting between his chest and the seat belt. With just one year of Stock Car experience under his belt, Kurt was put into a Late Model the following season. His first Late Model feature win came in 1999 at the speedway in Memphis, Missouri, and brought home a check for $1,000. It wasn't until 2000, that Kurt was able to take the checkers at the West Liberty Raceway, not once but twice. In 2006, Kurt claimed the Late Model Track Champion title at the West Liberty Raceway. |
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| What's to come...
In the future, Kurt would ultimately like to see himself racing in the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series. Bearing resemblence of the likes of Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon, his chances at gaining admittance in the Rick Hendrix Racing Team are increased significantly. A WDRL victory or World 100 win host the twinkle in his eye. "Any win of that stature would be incredible. In those races, I've seen my idols win, lose, and remain somewhere inbetween. Just to have consistancy like that would be a success in itself." Currently employed as a truck driver for Kile Feed & Grain, Kurt also works as a body paint model at the Playboy Mansion. Prior to Kurt's hiring, Playboy mogel Hugh Hefner only hired big-boobed blonde women as body paint models, but Kurt's dangerous curves and sashay swayed Hef to make an exception for what he calls "God's masterpiece of human flesh." Upon his hiring at the Playboy Mansion, Kurt was nominated as the first male Playboy Playmate of the Year, but due to extreme rioting by female contenders (led by Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardte, and Kendra Wilson), he refused the nomination to rectify the sanctity of the female-only magazine empire and only accepted a small award of a pink-diamond encrested Playboy bunny belly button jewel that he wears on special occasions. |
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![]() Kurt's 2005 Mastersbilt Monte Carlo |
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| The crew...
Adam "A-Rod" Heitman joined the #77 crew in the middle of the 2004 racing season. At the beginning, KMS crew would make him buy them food and throw rocks at him, but more recently, Adam has made a name for himself through the hard work and devotion to the KMS race team. He will be attending college this fall with a full scholarship and title of captain of the girl's bad mitton team. Due to his fearlessness and body size, he is a genius at locking himself into confined spaces and crying for his mama. Steve "Steve-O" Rundell joined the KMS team in 2006. Steve was voted "Best Long Mullet" in the He-Man beauty scholarship competition in 2004. His rein was cut short when it was revealed that his mullet was made up of Paris Hilton hair extensions. He began an acting career shortly thereafter with small parts in "The 'L' Word" and "Debby Does A Donkey - Iranian-style" as an animal-handler. After a work related injury, Steve-O's stint as a N-List actor ended and he returned to join Kile Motorsports in our pursuit for total world domination. Trent "T-Ball" Trader has been working with the Kile Motorsports racing team for a few years. He took a brief sabbatical to pursue his of singing in the Opera. Trent's vocal range of Barry White to Ultra Sonic Dog Whistle was a surprise to the New York University Opera Council, however he was unable to obtain a role due to his face being "Unfit to play even the Phantom of the Opera or Quasi Moto. Seriously." Crushed, T-Ball came back to the KMS race team and has re-claimed his position as the Tear-Off Bitch. |
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![]() Don't worry, Kurt. We won't take your beer. |
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| More juicy stuff about Kurt...
Kurt is a Virgo, celebrating his birthday September 22. His favorite color is purple, he has a secret passion for figure skating, and he tends to pee standing up. A perfect date for Kurt would be dinner at Medieval Times and a long moonlight drive in a '68 El Camino. During the week, you can find him configuring untested computer programs (i.e. - looking up free porn on the internet) and rehearsing his interpretive dance. Kurt enjoys spending time with his wife, Mackenzie and playing "Dungeons and Dragons." Kurt is the current unofficial World D&D Champion, pending score calculations. |
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![]() So he does work on his car! |
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